hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

(via talesofadventureandtea)



Uruk Hai enjoying some free time during Battle in Helm’s Deep



Uruk Hai enjoying some free time during Battle in Helm’s Deep



Uruk Hai enjoying some free time during Battle in Helm’s Deep



Uruk Hai enjoying some free time during Battle in Helm’s Deep

Uruk Hai enjoying some free time during Battle in Helm’s Deep

(via talesofadventureandtea)

fiftyshadesofhalaal:

Mean Hijabis by VeiledHumor
You all need to seriously check these girls out!
fiftyshadesofhalaal:

Mean Hijabis by VeiledHumor
You all need to seriously check these girls out!
fiftyshadesofhalaal:

Mean Hijabis by VeiledHumor
You all need to seriously check these girls out!
fiftyshadesofhalaal:

Mean Hijabis by VeiledHumor
You all need to seriously check these girls out!
fiftyshadesofhalaal:

Mean Hijabis by VeiledHumor
You all need to seriously check these girls out!

fiftyshadesofhalaal:

Mean Hijabis by VeiledHumor

You all need to seriously check these girls out!

(via liy)

When my flatmate and I decide to order pizza

ndnickerson:

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

what the fuck do they think quotation marks are for, emphasis? ugh
ndnickerson:

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

what the fuck do they think quotation marks are for, emphasis? ugh
ndnickerson:

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

what the fuck do they think quotation marks are for, emphasis? ugh
ndnickerson:

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

what the fuck do they think quotation marks are for, emphasis? ugh
ndnickerson:

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

what the fuck do they think quotation marks are for, emphasis? ugh
ndnickerson:

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

what the fuck do they think quotation marks are for, emphasis? ugh
ndnickerson:

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

what the fuck do they think quotation marks are for, emphasis? ugh
ndnickerson:

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

what the fuck do they think quotation marks are for, emphasis? ugh
ndnickerson:

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

what the fuck do they think quotation marks are for, emphasis? ugh
ndnickerson:

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

what the fuck do they think quotation marks are for, emphasis? ugh

ndnickerson:

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

what the fuck do they think quotation marks are for, emphasis? ugh

(via revolvers)

daffodilwords:

anogoodrabblerouser:

The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.

The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.

Strange old world we live in.

BOOM MOTHERFUCKER

(via revolvers)

deusvolt:

stunningpicture:

So, my friend made herself into 15 foot long cardboard velociraptor with googly eyes

Can we be best friends?

(via talesofadventureandtea)

laineydiamond:

cieply:

chicagno:

basically

bro what u doing? dealing drugs w those noodle arms? gotta go to the gym bro. get shredded. u need to defend urself. get shredded. suck a dudes dick. get shredded. defend urself

I’m more concerned with the person paying $20 for about 50¢ worth of oregano.

(via laineydiemond)